shorty tall

[posted first on september 7, 2008]


hello, my name is matthew and i’ve been thinking...

being vertically challenged (short) has it’s advantages. you can hide a lot easier in math class when mrs. deucy is looking for someone to solve the latest problem... the problem is that you don’t have the foggiest idea how to figure out the answer because you stayed up until late-thirty playing mariokart with your little brother, who beat you so bad that you started crying like a baby. that’s when it comes in real handy to be short-er. even though being not tall is occasionally good, it is also convenient to be gigantic-ish. think about that time when the very last box of hot and spicy cheez-it’s were just out of reach on the fourth shelf of your mom’s favorite grocery store... a sad day, indeed.

the perfect solution would be if everyone were shortall. small or tall as needed. but until we solve this very real problem, just make sure you and your friends climb higher w/God @ elevate.08!

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