wii went bowling

[posted first on april 22, 2008]

hello, my name is matthew, and i’ve been thinking...

old people rule the world because they are better bowlers. 1 super long lane, 10 annoying pins, 2 terrifying gutters, and 1 stupid-heavy ball. all that just takes an awful lot of life experience to overcome. practice makes perfect, they say. and the more often we are able to stare down our goals, the more often they fall over in fear of our scary face. so, keep aiming down the middle and staying out of the gutters. you’ll eventually see all of the pins rolling around in pain and agony as you squint down the long lane of life in your bifocals. oh yeah... j.high averaged 65 per game, sr.high averaged 90 per game, and the old people averaged 108 per game... enough said. ;~)

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